Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

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Party in my Pants

An erection.

Looking at that hot jailbait over there, I get a wild party going in my pants!

Hey Mick, I see you got a pillow on your lap. Party in your Pants?

I got a party in my pants

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my pants are on fire

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.

Hey, did you know that my pants are on fire?

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Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

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nigga in my pants

When you crap in your pants.

Dude theres a nigga in my pants we have to leave the party now!

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Puke my pants

A kind of gastro-intestinal disorder usually caused by Ingesting the wrong thing at the wrong time.

I chased that sushi with a warm Pabst, and now I gotta Puke my pants.

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party in my pants

A party where people touch each other in the bathing suit area. Also a good pickup line if I dont say so myslef.

Brick: Would you like to come the the pants party. Oops I mean party Im my Pants?
Veronica: No Thanks Brick
Brick: How About you Ian?
Ian: No Thanks

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