the bands

musical performers whose group name has the word "the" in front of some significant (?) word. popular from the 60s and 70s, used now as a pathetic heroic comeback.

the used, the beatles, the starting line, the..

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Band.

A place for the following:

-Having the time of your life.
-sucking on wood.
-Dying at band camp.
-Getting called fatt.
-Laughing at cheerleaders.
-Hoping cheerleaders fall.
-Laughing when they do fall.
-Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed.
-Dancing like a freak.
-Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case.
-Stealing the french horn players popcorn.
-Making your director a hair bow.
-Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Wearing funny hats.
-Getting out of school to play at McDonalds.
-Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers.
-Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds.
-Being fatt.
-robbing gas stations.
-Eating.
-Sweating.
-Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs.
-Sticking your tounge out when playing.
-Frolicing.
-Being cursed out.
-Talking illegal pictures.
-Playing in dirt.
-Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track.
-Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow.
-Getting rained on.
-Running away from the sax. players.
-Wearing bows.
-Talking about having letters on your teeth.

-Such much more.

Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?

Other guy- Yeah, they should gag.

Guy- Their in band.

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Band

1. A group of performers (not including boy bands) that plays music together, and play different instruments, usually guitar, bass, drums, and vocals.
2. What I wish I hadn't joined.

1. Dude, Slayer is an amazing band.
2. Arrgh! Band is ruining my life!

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Band

1. Banned, in IRC slang
2. Erection in french Canadian Slang

*Kor was kicked out by Vorpy (BAND!)
*Vorpy was kicked out by Booken (*Dooiiing*)
*Booken was kicked out by Kor (Eww)

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Band

Boring.

Friend 1: Omg bro band is lame.

Friend 2: Ikr..Taco Bell?
Friend 1: Definitely

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Band

The Band is not to be confused is A Band.

1) The Band is the one at school (the lamer of the two uses)
2)A Band is the kind that you and your friends would play in

1) Yes, i play the trumpit in the school band.

2) Guns n' Roses is a good band.

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Band

1. Probably 90% of the time three guitars and one drummer. You know a band is mediocere when there only expirience with a guitar is when they "Got 97% on Throught The Fire and Flames!111"

2. Highly disrespected musical group usually found in High Schools. The members in these groups range from being normal people, Obese tuba players, People who got stuck in it, and last the "BAND IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!1" people. These are the people who highly disrespect anyone who doesent play the Clarinet, Tuba, Saxophone, Trumbone, Trumpet, and all those other instruments that recieve blowjobs. I respect Band but dont respect the "BAND IS FUCKING AWESOME" people. They are the people who have to post definitions on urbandictionary.com to convince themselves that band is cool.

Middle school and High School Band

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