build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

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swimmers build

A term used to describe an athletic body type (i.e low body fat, flat stomach, etc.) in an online dating or chat profile. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online, the term has a generally positive or desirable connotation and covers all aspects of the "in shape" physique, not just the sport of swimming. Contrast with more disingenuous sports related body type euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build (fat), and runner build (skinny).

WGM, 22, 6'0"/175# Brn/Grn, lean, tight swimmers build.

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building a snowman

When a blonde takes an ice cube and finger bangs a redhead.

Last night Elsa and Anna were building a snowman.

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Build-a-Bitch

A gamer term referring to a male gamer utilizing a character creator to make their perfect waifu to play in-game, as opposed to creating a total chad that reflects his own masculinity. This practice is common among weeaboos and incels.

"Why is Colin's Final Fantasy 14 character a cat girl?"
"He thinks this game is a fucking Build-a-Bitch"

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Building a bookshelf

A code word for sex. To be used in situations in which another person should not know what you are talking about. Other phrases include; building a white bookshelf (oral sex), staining a bookshelf (sex while girl is on period), and building a brown bookshelf (anal sex)

guy 1: "hey bro you build that bookshelf yet?"
guy 2: "straight up man! it went together real nice!"
parents: "its nice to see our son getting interested in books and carpentry"

guy 1: "are you going to be building a bookshelf this afternoon?"
guy 2: "yea so stay outta my room!"

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batman building

n. The Bellsouth tower in Nashville, TN. It has two identical towers on either side of it, making it resemble Batman.

Look there's the Batman Building, next to the GEC.

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build a whore

Someone that is built up ever since a young age to be a whore.

Jackie called Evelyn's Daughter A Build A Whore

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