Freezer Jenga

Carefully removing an item from the bottom of a stack, from a packed freezer, without causing everything on top of it to fall... it's basically a reverse variation of "refrigerator tetris"

Mike: "Dude, what happened to your toe?"
Rick: "I lost a game of Freezer Jenga and dropped a frozen chicken on it"

Freezer Boy

aka Isaac Lahey from teen wolf :))

a hot scarf boy whose dad locked him in freezers

Random: hey who is your favorite teen wolf character?
Me: idk probably freezer boy
Random: You mean Isaac?
Me: yes that guy:)

Deep Freezer

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.

"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!

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Fridge Freezer

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

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freezer burn

1. To ignore or behave coldly toward; slight.
2. To treat with disdain or contempt, esp. by ignoring.

She totally freezer burned me last at the pub.

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freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

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Freezer Camp

Where you send roosters when they are old enough. Can work with any farm animal and cats on some Chinese farms. For those less astute, the animal is butchered and put in your freezer to be cooked and eaten later.

Time to send the roosters to freezer camp.

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