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Pregnant. The idiom bun in the oven refers to pregnancy. The “bun” is the baby, and the “oven” is the mother's womb. Perhaps it alludes to the warmth and shelter the mother's womb provides.
Teacher: "Kids, I have a Bun in the Oven"
Kids: "YAY, I WANT A BUN! GIMME"
Teacher: "I'm Pregnant."
Kids: "AW I WANTED BUNS!"
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The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.
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the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.
I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me
When farting in bed you force your partner under the blanket. Then you completely seal the space under the blanket so that no air gets in. Just sit back, relax and let him/her enjoy the fumes.. This is the infamous hungarian oven!
Last night Bill gave me the hungarian oven.
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one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..
ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..
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A term used when you need to escape from a person you don't want to talk to. Usually leaves them confused, which allows enough time to leave while they work out what you just told them.
Dude, Bob wouldn't shut the hell up, so i told him i had to go because my cat's in the oven
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven