Swimming

A series of unfortunate events.

"Cancel my evening plans. I am going swimming and won't be capable to do anything afterwards."
"What a series of unfortunate events."

swim

to swim.

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Swim

To smoke marijuana. The word most likely derives from the almost weightless feeling one feels and the red eyes one gets while participating in both activities, toking and swimming.

"Dude you trying to go swim right now?"
"Always!"

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swimming

The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.

Random guy: she is looks so hot while shes swimming!
Another guy: Of course man!

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swimming

that thing you instinctively do before you drown

swimming will prevent you from drowning

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swim

to toke to get high

Dude, yesterday I went swimming with all the guys, it was awesome.

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swim

the ability of a person to go down on a woman who squirts or gushes without coming up for air

That man can swim... he was down there for hours before i had to pull him off of me..

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