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Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

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Low-Income-Christmas

The period between Boxing Day and the end of the holidays when people on low incomes buy their presents and celebrate christmas at a discount. (due to the sales)

"Tina and her family consider the 29th of december to be their Low-Income-Christmas because they can't afford wrapping paper until it gets reduced."

"Bill: Hey george, what did you get for xmas?
George: Nothing Yet, we are having our Low-Income-Christmas tomorrow"

by SnobSnob January 3, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oh no, your flying income

A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.

"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."

"Oh no, your Flying Income"

by DUDEsucks November 20, 2021

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LIG (Low Income Girl)

noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life

plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats

antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"

"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"

"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"

" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"

" Once a LIG, always a LIG"

" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"

" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"

" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"

" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"

by .R. December 16, 2009

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


IRS- Income Removal System

1.) A true fact
2.) A Page on Facebook

1.) self explanatory
2.) hey, i liked that page that Joseph made on Facebook, called "IRS- Income Removal System"

by RAWSOMESAUCE January 16, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sign a joint income tax

Slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to go sign a joint income tax

by Daniel and Erik August 5, 2007

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 eachβ€”a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are payingβ€”but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says β€œI paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

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