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1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.
Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.
Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.
The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War
I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!
Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first
Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids
When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.