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insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 8, 2008


insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 January 30, 2009


Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster May 30, 2015


Insta-Chink

When a person gets really high really fast and in doing so immediately gets chink-eyed

OMG look at Miley Cyrus! Hella insta-chink!

by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2011


Insta Buster

The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet

Samuel Bestwick is an insta Buster
Wow he must be gay or something

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021


Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011


insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War

I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!

by BarryMcCockiner April 6, 2009