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ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 8, 2005

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ipod

Hard drive mp3 player whose only pro is it's esthetic design. However, feature and accessory wise, it lacks. Other hard drive mp3 players such as the Iriver "H" series drive it to the ground, with features such as video playback, fm radio, digital recording via a built in mic etc.

OMG is that a new ipod?

errr... no this is an Iriver H320 which pisses all over the ipod.

by Mr.river March 10, 2005

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ipod

Trendy overpriced p.o.s. that can't even do gapless output or vorbis. Not for people who like music. Less expensive players have more features and sound better.

Watch me demonstrate defenestration with this ipod-using poser!

by pseudonyme July 10, 2004

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iPod

IPods are a brand of mp3 players that uses flash memory to store music, and documents. The iPods that come equipped with an LCD screen also have the ability to store photos, and (in more advanced models) video files. I recently purchased a 3rd generation iPod nano, and I can store all of my school documents, and Power Point documents onto it. However, the best part is I can use it for cheating on my exams. To do this, (although Iยดm not sure it works on other models, but itยดs worth a shot), simply type out all of your notes out on to a regular Word document, and then save it to your iPod. (Its works just like a Flash Drive, so itยดs quite simple). Then select the document to be able to view it on the screen. Pretty sweet, huh? (IPod nanos are the best to do this with because theyยดre easier to hide from the teacher).

Friend: Dude, whatยดd you get on your test?

Me:A 100! I used my iPod. (Shows friend notes on iPod screen).

Friend: Sweet, that pwns!

by The German one. October 6, 2007

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iPoding

rocking out with your iPod.

whoa check that girl out, shes so iPoding.

by elle. July 7, 2005

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ipod

A reliable music/storage device with an annoying ".AAC" song file format. If you hate Apple, you hate IPod. An "MP3" player that actually makes an attempt at enforcing copyright laws. Anyone with half a brain can work around it, but bravo to Apple for the effort.

I've owned an iPod Mini for 2 years and have beat it to all hell and never have had it fail on me. Notice the newest iPod nanos have switched to the "mini" style of design which is by far the MOST reliable.

People take cracks at the status symbol of wearing the notorious white earbuds, but in actuality ANYONE who uses ANY type of generic cheap ($75 or less) earbuds to listen to their music is a douche. PLEASE buy a quality set of earbuds so you can at least begin to appreciate what music was meant to sound like, and as an added bonus you'll add mileage to your ears by being able to hear more at a lower volume. Shure makes a $99 pair of E2C earbuds which deliver substantial sound quality for the price.

Joe Bob wasn't worried about being categorized by his music player of choice, so he made a smart decision and bought an iPod mini. His friends poked fun at him, but after he let them listen to his iPod with his aftermarket earbuds he convinced them the better sound was because of the iPod. The next day all his friends went out and sold their Creative mp3 players on eBay and bought iPods instead.... the poor mindless douche bags were fooled by the lowly iPod owner.

by nathan a. April 17, 2007

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iPod

Possibly one of the worst designed of all mp3 players. So sensitive to movement. (don't try and copy those ad's)
if you don't have an apple computer it'll stuff up and you will have to pay a fee (even though it is under warrenty).
Accessories cost a bucketload (ie here in australia the skin cost me $60 bucks)
Scratch-resistant? pffft

Girl in cafe - you have an ipod? cool
Girl in cafes friend - no, i've only had it one month and its stuffed up already
Me (overhearing)- really? yours is broken too? i just sent mine back and i know 3 others who have had to send it to get repaired
Some dude - you girls should just get creative mp3 players. much more reliable than that ipod crap
everyone angry at apple

by meeq March 4, 2005

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