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The butt hole of the earth.
Giant garbage collection dump.
Land of doodoo sludge fields and flies
Source of bickering for American politicians.
Place to drain the life out of soldiers and cause 60% divorce rate due to multiple deployments.
" Damn bro, your fart smells like Iraq"
" This stinky dump looks like Iraq"
" I went to Iraq and it sucked really bad."
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To tell a girl all night during intercourse that you're going to pull out, but you never do.
1) "Dude, I totally iraqed this bitch last night!"
2) "--??"
1) "I fucked her hard, told her I'd pull out and then I never did!"
2) "--Sweet"
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1: A worthless patch of sand in the middle east region of planet earth. Inhabited by cattle, some of whom who wander around aimlessly until they find something to blow up. Other inhabitants wander around for their whole lives wondering why their lives suck. The Americans tried to liberate the Iraqi people from a cruel dictator, but the natives just stood around afterward screaming
"lelelelelelelele" and blowing things up, others just stood around wondering where "Pappy Saddam" went and why their lives suck.
2. A word that can ignite a liberal into a violent rage where he/she screams wildly "injustice, oil, rednecks" and various other terms
3. A hotbed of terrorist activity and unrest.
4. A military staging ground for the future confrontation with Iran.
5. A roach trap where the American military is a proxy for the citizens of America, diverting terrorist' attention away from plotting distruction in America.
1.Iraqi citizen: "durka durka...ooh bomb"....kaaboom!, "Saddam is an evil dictator....oh you desroyed his regime? I hate you filthy American! lelelelelele" Kaaabooom!
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A place where soldiers are fighting hard to liberate and give its freedom. A place where alot of Americans think we shouldnt be, and soldiers think the same. It is their duty to be there. A place where the president sent us, not because of oil or money, But because he would rather be fighting there instead of in the U.S. If you are against us being there, are you against us having to fight here? becuase if we pull out thats whats going to happen.
Im a soldier fighting for Iraq's freedom. I am in Iraq.
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What retards call "Iraq". Let's make this clear, their is no "The" in Iraq, the country is just called "Iraq" look on any damn world map.
"I can't believe we're still in The Iraq"
"What?"
"We've been in The Iraq for over 3 months"
"The Iraq? You mean Iraq?
"huh?"
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Classification for somebody you'd have sex with while deployed to Iraq. Generally refers to somebody you wouldn't dream of having sex with back in the U.S. unless you were completely drunk. Since alcohol is forbidden in Iraq, your only excuse is that you've been in Iraq for too long. In most cases this means over three months although in some rare and desperate cases it can be as little as one month or as much as thirteen months for the deeply religious.
"She's kinda ugly..."
"Whatever, she's Iraqable."
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From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.
Lyrics:
Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!
"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"
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