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Isle Of Wight or Isle Of 'White' as known by locals.
Small island of the south coast of England. Extremely beautiful.
Unfortunatly foreigners and mainlanders feel the need to move there. although they will NEVER be welcome.
Pollyanna: Look mummy, over there! a foreigner!!
Mother: Shoot em baby! dont want anyone on our Isle Of Wight..
Pollyanna: okay mama.. wel feed em to our pigs..
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Presque Isle is a small, friendly community in Northern Maine, near the border of Canada. It is typically confused with being in Southern Maine because of its name, which is pretty much French for "Almost an Island". It really couldn't be further from the truth as it is mainly potato farms, windmills, moose, and trees!
Her: Hi! So where are you from?
Me: Up in Presque Isle, Maine :)
Her: Oh! So you're on the coast! I've always wanted to visit there!
Me: Uhh, no. Presque Isle is actually in Northern Maine... in the moose territory... near Canada...
Her: Oh...
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The British Isles is the collective name for the islands of Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Channel Islands and all of the surrounding islets. The term is used mainly referring to weather and nature stuff, and also has some cultural use. Some Irish people have hard reservations about the term being applied to the island of Ireland, and so the British and Irish governments no longer use it. But Irish people who are not insecure about Ireland's future have no problem with the term, recognising that its just the name of a place, not a secret government.
Origin: Britain and Ireland were called "Britain" and "Britanis" in Roman times, which translates as Great Britain and Little Britain.
"This species of owl can be found throughout the British Isles.."
"Ireland was separated from the British Isles in 1922, we went out and cut it loose, so fuck off with your owls"
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1) An incorrect spelling of the Isle of Wight, in Southern England.
2) Used by both Islanders and non-islanders about the Isle of Wight having an extremely high percentage of white people compared to the rest of England.
1) person a: I went to the Isle of white last week
person b: You mean the Isle of Wight?
2) person a: I went to the Isle of wight last week and we walked in to a pub and were just stared at. Didn't see another black person all week.
person b: They don't call it the isle of white for nothing!
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very cool. they are better then the vomit raider of the isles. they also watch cool stuff and roti watch grass grow. GOTI stands for guardians of the isle.
has armenbadboy, oreomortality, wiggles. hyper is okay i guess. Guardians of the isle are usually nice, except for like 1 or 2 which are toxic noobs
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A tax heaven for greedy millionaires.
Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.
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The best place for students in Richmond when the weather's perfect. Sit by the river, drink, smoke, go to Slaughterama in April, hike, see homeless people in the bushes, get mugged. The best of what Richmond has to offer.
It's so nice out, let's go to belle isle and drink.
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