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a black jew who founded christianity
Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"
Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"
Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.
Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.
Jesus is sometimes a very sensitive guy. he loves to listen to peaceful music while he does almost anything. he is attractive to some people. he never gives up. he stands back up and fights for what he wants👹
Everyone who dies and then comes back to life are zombies.
Jesus died and then came back to life. Jesus is a zombie
Satanist: Jesus will eat your brains!!
The Son of God. He came to the to save the world from sin. He was born of a virgin so that the seed of din could not pass onto Him so that he would be a perfect sacrifice for man. He died on the Cross for the sins of the world so that those who believe and follow Him would be saved. When people say "God doesn't know how it feels to..." they are wrong because of Jesus. He went through everything but never once sinned.
John 3:16-19; Romans 6:23 "The wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is through Christ Jesus our Lord" Hebrew 4:15 "Yet Jesus did not sin!"