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The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.
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this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!
how could you hate jesus?!
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a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?
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a black jew who founded christianity
Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"
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Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"
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Person who did some crazy shit.
Whoah, Jesus did some crazy shit.
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Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.
Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.
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