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Jab Cunt

The highest level of cuntiness

Dude 1. Hey how's you and Angie

Dude 2. I ditched her ass, she was being a major Jab Cunt

by J&U Productions™ March 16, 2016


jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 4, 2008

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Jab Scab

one who fills a position left vacant by employee who refused mandatory vaccination by employer

10% of the construction industry resigned because they wouldn't take the mandatory vaccine. Their jobs were filled by jab scabs.

by Lupi33 September 26, 2021

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goo jab

An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).

Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.

by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009


Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

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Poor jab

An exclamation of pity, usually in response to someone else's problems.

John: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Mary: Oh really? Poor jab.

by alabaster_babe August 21, 2018


Jab grab

Skateboarding move done while getting air, in a stall or whatever crazy move you execute while slaying the concrete waves. The stall: front-hand grabbing in front of you, between legs and right before the back trucks. Originally done in combination with a freshly tweaked nose-stall.

That was a nicely tweaked Jab grab!

by peaceloveevolve November 19, 2014