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A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese
Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese
People who like the Jacksonville jaguars but are to dumb to realize they never went to any super bowls or were ever good.
Will is such a Jaguars Fan it is funny.
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The absolute worst football team in the NFL. The Jacksonville Jaguars are known for being choke artists and their games are often watched just as forms of comical entertainment.
I thought my high school football team was bad, then I watched a Jacksonville Jaguars football game. Wow they are are terrible!
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When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
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'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now
The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs
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A woman under 40 who hunts prey that is not quite the freshest meat on the planet say over 25 but under 35.
Well Seasoned and muscled to nom on.
The Black Jaguar stalked the room looking for the perfect meal to satisfy her desire.
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A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany
"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"
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