Being janked refers to being extremely fucked up, as in being extremely drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
"Man, I'm so janked."
"Yeah me too. I'm jankity janked"
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could be used instead of sick
meant as a compliment or an insult
MATE THAT IS WELL EFFING JANK INIT
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To steal something when the affected party is present, but not paying attention.
"Hey Joe, I just janked Bill's iPod while he was in the bathroom!"
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v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.
I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.
Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!
Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.
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adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms
'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'
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Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.
"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."
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