lurker jerker

noun

1. A male who lurks in an area with scantily clad women such as a beach or gym while working up a stiffy and subsequently slinking off to the nearest bathroom or broom closet to masturbate.

The lurker jerker on the next elliptical has an erection.

New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.

Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."

dry jerker

A person who masturbates without the use of any lubrication.

I need some lotion so I won't be a dry jerker.

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Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

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boot jerker

The act of jerking your bologna into any kind of boot. Being turned on by a cowboy boot, orthopedic boot, hooker boot, stripper boot or work boot or any sort of boot. Getting freaky with synthetic or any animal skin boot.

Homeboy likes to jerk his one eyed pocket snake into a boot. There's a snake in my boot. Homeboy is a low down boot jerker

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Curtain Jerker

- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!

Hence, the term "curtain jerker"

"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"

"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"

"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"

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beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

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