a mixture of the names 'kelly' and 'cal-el' from Superman. Used in this case as a nickname for the most idiotic person in the known world. Google it to find out more. Sometimes takes the form of a dog. Hyperactive puppy.
Cal-el is cool, Kalely does not exactly meet the standard requirements for being as such, considering that she makes me cry.
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A complete faggot smaller then most his age is even smaller where it counts (his dick) he loves ugly women with nice bodies he loves girls but is hated by fellow guys this man will usually be shot or as people hope suicide will come to him mind.
Person 1:How would u describe kale?
Person 2: definition of a faggot
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Persian slang that means "Dick head" .
Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .
-Chetori Kale Kiri ?
* Chetori = how u doing ? *
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A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).
Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
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a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know theyβre vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)
βCrystal? Is she that vegan lady thatβs constantly doing yoga in her office? β
βYes, sheβs a total kale crotch.β
A vegetarian.
I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!
Excessive "organic" lifestyle. The very meaning of a kaler's existence is defined by earthiness and is complemented by an insatiable desire to garden and grow vegetables at home. The term is extremely versatile and can be uses to describe various behaviors such as saving tiny amounts of food, reusing paper napkins, or planting too many flowers. It can also be uses to describe people who practice vegan diets and who practice yoga or people who try to derive "deep meaning" from every conversation.
OMG dude, who grows vegetables indoors during he winter time!? She is totally kale-ing!
Some people are taking the organic lifestyle to the new level. Kale-rs.
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