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When a man successfully ninja's his way into sleeping with a woman who originally had no intention to engage in any sexual activity in the first place.
This may occur between individuals who have just met, or are existing friends.
I totally Karate Cocked that girl in Vegas last weekend.
She had no idea what she was dealing with until she got she got Karate Cocked me, but I was hoping I was going to sign that shit.
You're friend is doesn't seem to be paying any attention to me, but don't be fooled, I may Karate Cock her tonight.
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adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"
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An alternate Title for the newest version of 'The Karate Kid' featuring Will Smith's child as the Karate Kid, and since he's black, hes a nig. 'The Karate Kid' - 'The Karate Nig'
Guy : The Karate Kid was AMAZING
Girl : Don't you mean THE KARATE NIG?!
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When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."
Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.
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Weight strategically gained in order to protect vital organs and muscle for when the occasional fight may arise. Some may claim this is an excuse for being overweight, this is when you explain and flaunt your impressive natural protective padding.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you beat that heavy guy's ass yesterday?
Bob: Hell no Jim! He had Karate Fat! My attacks were useless!
Jim: Karate Fat? That cunning fatass.
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When a woman has a body that is so tight it makes you "beat your dick like it owes you money"
Setting at a bar with your frinds and one says "Hey, She's got Body Karate"
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During sex with a female, begin by grabbing her tits in both hands, begin moving your hands in opposite circular motions "Wax on Wax Off."
When DJ was passionatly making love to Nancy, he pulled The Karate Kid with both of her large tits in his hands while she screamed "Do Me Harder Sensei!"
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