Even though he deep throats corn dogs he is still a funny guy.
My guy Keegan is busy deep throating a corn dog while playing GTA online.
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a super awesome GIRL
hella sexy
uber funny
all around great
"Let's go hang with Keegan tonight, shes the shit"
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A keegan tries extremely hard to include to impress people, completely clueless that everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Hey, should I get that popular kid a birthday present?"
Person 2: "Why? He hates you"
Person 1: "No way, we're so tight"
Person 2: "Don't be such a keegan"
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A person who smokes drugs and drinks and cannot run from the cops
I have to go drag keegan out of jail
Keegan cannot run when drunk
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Stupid,thinks heβs funny, plays ROBLOX till his fingers are numb, likes Courtney, only eats ramen noodles that expired 10 years ago
1. Keegan smells like moldy cheese
2.Keegan has no friends
3.Keegan is spoiled
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Someone so fucking annoying. They always fucking follow you, talk extremely loud, and have terrible voice cracks. Sometimes they are too nice which makes you want to die. They don't understand personal space. And are overly attached to the person they like.
1. Omg did you see Keegan today
2. Ughhh YESS... He's driving me crazy
1. Same bitch
2. Let's go get tea now hehe
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