Nigga keg

A 40 ounce bottle of liqour, usually of the malted variety.

I'm bout to crack open a nigga keg and spit you a science

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keg zombie

A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.

"Dude, that party was dope until the keg zombies and pong watchers took it over."

keg coupon

A five dollar bill. The universal price of a cup at most college keggers.

Billy didn't have any keg coupons on him, so he had to break a 20.

Keg Village

Village located inside of Cumberland, RI. Where the largest and craziest partys are thrown. Stretches from Roland st down to Lemieux Ave, Homer Ct, and Blissdale Ave. Also the location where C-town Softball was founded.

Tonight were going to a party in keg village.

Theres a party in C-town tonight over in k vill.

Come to Bessette St, at the village.

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Keg Monkeys

A large group of huge black guys, uninvited to your party, who rush for the keg, hog it, and finish it off in record time.

Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!

Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"

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keg rape

The act of forcibly (and non-consensually) picking up a person, inverting them, and forcing them to do a keg stand.

Kevin wasn't drinking fast enough, so the guys keg raped him.

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blue keg

The bottle used for nitrous inhaliation or storage. Commonly a NOS bottle for automotive use.

Yo Jon you want to hit the blue keg?

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