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The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.
Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!
The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals
"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"
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named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.
for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
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Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.
Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."
Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
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Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.
I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.