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Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.

Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."

by H30del December 31, 2025


salty kernel

Chunky Semen

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.

by Kernel69 March 23, 2017


Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping

This fucking Kernel Corn

by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024


Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 3, 2020


Kernell

Usually a “Pretty” guy who has a charm of a lion, very sleek In nature and most often than non is a great leader

You gotta have a Kernell is your guy

by Nit November 24, 2021


Kernel

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.

Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.

by yasinandmohamed December 4, 2022


popping my kernels

Grinding my gears. Getting annoyed by someone or something and losing patience over it.

“The Huskers went to Ireland just to lose the opening game.”
“You’re really popping my kernels.”

by CyberHusker August 29, 2022