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kirsty dimples smith

One hell of a skinny bitch. Only poo's once a week. Likes a good moan about EVERYTHING. Obsessed with being skinny and tanned. Likes to stuff mushrooms in peoples faces and make them puke. Abuses her little sister and likes to bully her. Can make one hell of a batch of soup.

loves a spoon.

Woah have you seen that girl over there with legs like match sticks eating her hair shes so hungry?

oh my god shes such a kirsty dimples smith

by feegina December 10, 2010

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Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet January 24, 2007

72πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021


Kirsty Freeman

sloth loving biatch and master of yoga

β€œdid u see kirsty freeman? her feet can stretch all the way above her head!!!”
β€œyea she such a sexy bitch oml”

by archibald bartholomew August 1, 2018


Kirsty

Someone that Steven needs to let skeeo or else the kirstyness cannot be replenished. Something something

Omg I should totally let Kirsty sleep, that would be so Steven of me!

by Skirty April 25, 2018


Kirsty

A Kirsty is someone who pretends to be a blonde, they are usually a lesbian, she is a funny person but sometimes of a hypocrite. A Kirsty is an ugly rat on the inside but a real lion on the outside.

Kirsty is such confident young women!

by The imposter of 420 November 22, 2021


kirsty

f*cking ugly sl*y that pretends to be pregnant and will talk about your business behind your back

β€œ wow it’s a kirsty look away β€œ

by meow1274 February 3, 2020