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The KM is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. The KM is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale......The KM's aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full retard.
Lewis was out drinking one night and The KM walked up beside him at the bar. He tried to say hello, but shit his pants and passed out instead.
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Most commonly “kill myself” but it originally meant Kreigsmarine Schiff*, The Kreigsmarine was the naval division of Facist Germany’s Military Forces. Seen as a prefix for ships, such as the “KMS Tirpitz” *Schiff meaning Ship.
Guy 1: “Dude, I’m gonna KMS.”
Guy 2: “You’re gonna Kreigsmarine Schiff?”
Guy 1: “No, It means kill myself!”
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It means Kiss micaella on a sunday
hey.. i really want to kms, its been a while.
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Kentucky Meat Shower - A vile sex act which has two versions. The "open air" version and the "under a leaky tin roof version". Which just requires some tinfoil and a few cut outs.
Dave: Hey Jim, I'm gonna literally KMS tonight.
Jim: Wow Dave, that's wild! Are you going open air or so you needa borrow some foil?
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"Hey I really wanna KMS"
"Dude, please no <3"
"What I just wanna KMS?"
"Do u need help?"
"BRO I JUST WANNA KISS MARIOS SISTER!!"
"wait...... he doesnt have a sister..."
"OMG THE GREEN ONE!"
"Dude.... luigis a boy..."
"OK! AND?! HES HOT AF"
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Kill my self in a joking manner or like omg or whatever or your upset with yourself
I forgot to bring a jacket kms .
I should of not said something kms.
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