A person who will not help themselves; Similar to that of the marsupial known as a koala who spends its time eating poisonous leaves so that they must sleep the majority of the day.
Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you
“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny
When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.
"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"
A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.
"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."
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the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree
phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.
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The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go
Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..
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According to the song ' Bird Walk ' by Soulja Boy
Koala is the newest form of being 'ill'
" Sup dis yo boy envy! KOALA! "
" Mayne dats koala "
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