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When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage
Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern
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When a girl is sucking your cock and she gags causing boogers to come out of her nose you lick them off her face and spit it on her tits.
Tj and Robert totally gave Bes a Green Lantern last night!
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A blue lantern is like a green lantern but instead of being powered by will they are powered by hope.
Blue lanterns are better than green lanterns!
When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.
It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.
When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong
Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument
Glowing debris which floats away from a bonfire, usually leaves or paper, which will sometimes burn through clothing or fabric
That god damned sky lantern burned a hole in my pants!
When a fox swallows a lantern.
Guy#1: Wow that's a fox lantern!
Guy#2: Go take your lantern back I dare you