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The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.
*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.
Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"
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A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.
"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.
He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!
When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.
Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.
Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?
Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.
Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?
Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.
Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.
Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?
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A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.
DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.
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an extremely versatile weapon from the perfect dark series, this weapon, while being one of the higher speed assult weapons is also able to be throw against any surface where it then becomes a stationary gun turrent.
*very useful for shooting round corners*
after firing a round of ammo at the enemy i gave up and simply threw the laptop gun round the corner...sweet juicy death was soon to follow. ^.^
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