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Lard Nugget

one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.

James get off the couch u lard nugget

by weinersrus February 25, 2011


lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 26, 2010

256๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


lard bucket

A fat fuck, someone who is larger that you'd prefer them to be

Man that bird's a lard bucket

by alishabeth June 12, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 17, 2002

81๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Lard

A thick mixture of semen, normally from many different occasions blended into one molasses like mass.

Don't you threaten me or I will throw a jar of cock lard on you!

by Devin Hogan January 16, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


lard head

A white person with his white lardy face. A fat douche bag.

"That lard head thinks he's a playa. What a tool. Doesn't he know he's such a fat slob?"

by MrWhitie February 26, 2010

231๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 3, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž