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Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
Something that weird people wear for “pleasure” just so they can be pleased with their life. Only wear if you are sad, alone, have a low self esteem, ugly, and if you are not happy with life so you can ruin it more. Please never wear this stuff.
The only ones who should wear latex are doctors and surgeons or anyone in the medical industry please.
Why do people wear latex anyway?
I can’t believe people wear that stuff as a suit!
Latex is bad for your entire body.
1. A type of rubber mostly seen on skin-tight clothing.
2. That shit from the furry goo transformation game (Changed)
Example 1:
Person 1: "Yo, is that babe wearing latex?"
Person 2: "I think she is! (Hot.)"
Example 2:
Person 1: "OH SHIT IS THAT LATEX"
Person 2: "no you fucking idiot i just spilled milk"
"Milk": "hi :3"
Person 1 and 2: "WHAT THE FU-"
A slut who wears tight yoga pants and a curled up North Face jacket on top. They meet everyone in de town.
"Jimmy met that latex lass the other day Boi. He squeezed her tight ass as well ked."
The Art of shagging a girl with condom on and then after you shoot the muck in it you take it off and squeeze it over her head or when abrieviated its lbs whichshort for pounds. she got pounded, i gave her a good pounding ,
she told her friend she was lbs'd to fek and tired and couldnt come out
did i not give her a latex babyshower
she got the full LBS treatment tonight
The frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom.
I woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.
Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".
Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!