Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

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red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

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Lem Logic

When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.

You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"

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Lem-fao

The chinese way of saying LMFAO

I just saw Bob fall, lem-fao!
He has detention today, lem-fao!

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Lemmings on the Run

A song by E-rotic, often considered the best ever created.

Right before I ejaculate I always think "We roll like lemmings on the run"

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Lemming

The stupidest animal to roam this earth

every four years in alaska, the lemming population becomes so large that the furry little bastards start killing each other and drowning in large bodies of water.

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Kim-lem

A Kim-lem is another word for small penis. Its catchy, and easier to use than the phrase "Small Penis".

Person 1: Look at that guys dick!
Person 2: What? I cant see anything.
Person 1: Its a Kim-lem!

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