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When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.
You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"
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The chinese way of saying LMFAO
I just saw Bob fall, lem-fao!
He has detention today, lem-fao!
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A song by E-rotic, often considered the best ever created.
Right before I ejaculate I always think "We roll like lemmings on the run"
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The stupidest animal to roam this earth
every four years in alaska, the lemming population becomes so large that the furry little bastards start killing each other and drowning in large bodies of water.
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A person participating in Fantasy Sports who picks up a terrible player off the waiver wire because the player did something unusually good the day before.
All the lemmings picked up Tie Domi from the wire today because he scored a goal last night. After a few weeks of Tie not doing a thing for them the lemmings will all drop him.
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A Kim-lem is another word for small penis. Its catchy, and easier to use than the phrase "Small Penis".
Person 1: Look at that guys dick!
Person 2: What? I cant see anything.
Person 1: Its a Kim-lem!
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A day of wich mass suicide is committed.
Will: So what was your last job?
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
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