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When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.
"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"
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When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.
Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"
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A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.
That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.
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Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.
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The niche fashion trend associated with mid-career and established curators
A: Can you believe I got this jacket at the COS spring sale?
B: I love it. It complements your avant-garde librarian look.
When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....
I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh
2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn
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