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1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
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Variant: all-lighter
All-lighter, to pull an:
When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.
I was gonna stay up and study last night, but I accidentally pulled an all lighter instead!
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term used to prevent drunk friend from hooking up with ugly guy/girl can be used openly without alerting ugly girl/guy of whats going on
dude i cant find my lighter, have you seen it? "what color is it" its my red lighter
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When a new roommate comes in for the first time and starts talking about intimate sexual experiences and is generally inappropriate.
"Hi"
"hi"
"So i met this guy and he was like lets do things and i was like okay and he was like...."
Dude shes so lighter in the bra.
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Someone who is a lazy good for nothing employee unless a supervisor is around, that is when they act like they were working hard and have been for hours. Then they go back to their usual laziness after the supervisor has left.
Spec. Brown: Man, did you see that spot lighter today?
Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?
Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.
Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!
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25 lighters is
how you get paid.
Being from H-town and steeped in the culture the prior definition is logistically taxing and inaccurate. . You can’t open a lighter and put anything in them. That’s time consuming and a waste of a lighter. The reason you would have 25 lighters on your dresser is if you sell then you know people go all night. Sometimes the only thing that would stop them is running their lighters down to nothin. Hence. A smart dealer buys lighters in bulk to keep the smokers going til the money runs out. Not the butane.
John: Man, that my jam. DJ DMD, Fat Pat and Lil Keke all went hard on "25 lighters". That shit is a dirty south classic!
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someone who prefers and removes the safety and sticker that come with a Bic lighter.
"Hey, can you pass me your lighter?"
"No, i know what you are you lighter rapist"
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