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To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
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When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.
Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.
Someone who looks out for you.
“yea I wasted wasted last night, Anna was definitely my lighthouse”
A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore
Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?