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Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...
Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape
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An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways
Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!
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Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.
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A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.
Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.
Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.
Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.
Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'
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It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".
I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.
Slang term for homosexual males.
Limp wrist implise the campness and female like act of the stereotypical gay man.
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Dirty dicks is becuase of the anal sex that gays have.
"If that limp wrist dirty dick touches me i am gonna fucking drop the cunt"
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A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
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