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When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.
When two people have an argument. They play the lion king movie in the background, one guy can only speak while simba is on screen and the other may speak while simba is off screen.
The presidential debate is on tonight ? Fuck a mediator let’s use the lion king theorem.
The best Character is Timon. Period.
Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro
well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead
Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him
dude 1 yes
The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”
Hey daddy wanna do the Lion King
When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”
I was pounding my girl last night, and realized she was on her period, so I did the Lion King on her ass!