Elks Lodge

Gathering for senile african american patriots and evangelists that consists of lounging in hotel lobbies and remaining passive throughout long-winded speeches. Often enough, many of its members can also be found in the cancer ward as most of them house an avid addiction to cigarettes.

Oh shit; they be forming an Elks Lodge in this hotel!

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Ice lodge

Man with a small penis who gives himself a silly nickname to cover up any evidence of undersized genitals.

Ronald-"Hey Pat, are you still planning on having that penis enlargement?"
Pat-"Why yes I am, but please refer to me as Ice Lodge..."

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Waffle Lodge

Leading restaurant in the competition of redneck hangouts. Known for their 1 foot pancake, ginger-snap oreo deluxe, waffle dog,and Moses omelette. Most commonly referred to as "the lodge"

Most famous location - Doral, Florida.
Employee of the Century- Mirial

"Yo Krume I'll meet you at Waffle Lodge in a minute."

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Sweat Lodge

A post coitus session of the larger party laying on top of the other and breathing hot air onto their neck.

Brandon sweat lodged Chelsea after some midday love making

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Euphoric Lodge

The most awesome band EVER created.
derives from the English word "kickass,"
also includes drummer mad genius DavE, badass bass player Adam, and ladies man guitar/vocalist Zachary.

Euphoric Lodge is such an awesome band dude, yeah i know bro!

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Lodge Faced

How to describe the way you feel after drinking beer at the Grey Lodge all night.

Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

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Lodge Brother

Somewhat dismissive term for an American male who is an anachronistic throwback to the 1950s; not a teen rock-n-roll enthusiast of the era, but the parent of a Boomer.

Typically conservative WWII vet, tangentially racist ("those goddam xxxx are taking over this country, I swear"), heavy drinker, generally a member of a bowling league and of the Elks, VFW, KofC or Moose from the 1950s through the '70s. Probably still keeps bowling trophies from that era on a china closet in the dining room.

Sadly, a dying breed in American culture.

Original reference credited to Ren & Stimpy animator John Kricsfalusi, referring to his character "George Liquor" as "a real Lodge Brother from the 50s." In more familiar terms, think Flintstones or Ralph Kramden.

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