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Thundering longhorn

When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked

“Hey baby, you ready for a thundering longhorn? STAMPEDE!!”

by Z3RO_LAS May 10, 2021


longhorn lines

Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.

If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.

by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021


Longhorn Mediocre

averageness of a type where the subject itself is unaware of its general non-threatening nature.

I went to Rudy’s to get some bbq but it was really Longhorn mediocre.

by atxslingshot July 4, 2024


Longhorn 4066

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Longhorn 4066: This space intentionally left blank.

by ThePhantom6314 June 5, 2023


Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 25, 2022


Longhorn

Unicorn genitalia

I’m not afraid of getting spiked by a unicorn horn but get away from that longhorn.

by Randypnr December 12, 2019


Longhorns

The best college football team

The Longhorns are the best football team!!!

by WhateverAunt891 October 30, 2020