lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

Lotion and Motion

The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed

Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.

Sea Lotion

Another word for Cum/Seamen

dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.

dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."