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A Homosexual.
You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
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A snarky version of "You win some, you lose some." Popularized during the 2010 Olympics when Nodar Kumaritashvili, a 21-year-old Georgian luger, was killed in a training crash. The video was widely distributed and fairly explicit, as he crashed into a steel pillar at nearly 90mph. The event spawned numerous internet memes.
Canadian Prime Minister: We spent over $100 Million dollars preping athletes as part of the "Own the Podium" program for Vancouver. What is the status of our goal?
Canadian Olympic Committee Chair: We have roughly 1/3 the medals of the USA. We are tied with South Korea, a country that does not technically have a winter.
PM: Well, "You win some, you luge some."
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When you poop down the cleavage of a woman.
Hannah wants me to preform a mud luge on her.
The act of giving really good felatio, ie: GOLD MEDAL FELATIO (no teeth is key) in hopes that you will be rewarded.
"I think I'm going to ride the Luge tonight, I really want that $300 coach bag I found on-line"!
The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.
The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.
When you have something very potent generally alcoholic or narcotic that hits you so hard there is no coming back and before you know it its the next day you have a hangover from hell and smell like a dumpster. It can be after a few other drinks and Tequila slammers seem like a good idea or that first drink of a Gin Martini on an empty stomach but its the feeling of inability to recover regardless of if you stop drinking that tells you that you have stepped onto the luge and are going head-first to Oblivion.
'We all had four mezcal slammers and that was the start of the luge to oblivion.'
'I remember trying that weird cigarette and then I must have stepped on the luge to oblivion as its all a blank.'
When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.
1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.
2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!
3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.