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someone who is stealthy and ninja-like. observes others for future reference.
Superman was lurkin around those kids the other day.
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To get in, and effectively ruin, someone else's photo. Can be whole body lurkage, or merely two fingers. Practiced by Bubbah in Germany.
Person 1: Oh, Bubbah you lurked my photo.
Bubbah: No I..
Person 1: Bubbah SHOOSH!
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To stalk someone, or follow them suspiciously, in a lovestruck or obsessive manner.
I.e., stop lurking on that teacher, Steph!
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Short for the Zerg Lurker unit in Starcraft. Burrows underground and shoots spikes at enemies.
Hey, wanna play some lurk d?
RED WATCHOUT LURK RUSH!
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in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list
"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
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The great sensation of when you have to take a magnificent, glorious, triumphant shit, but at the very last second you suck it back into your butt hole. (Repeat 5x)
A-Dog had to take a massive shit but he decided lurking would be way more fun.
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One who creeps on little boys/children, uses candy as a way to attract people under the age of 8 into his/her house, or one that enjoys watching kids play tag. Basically, it is a mega creep.
A Lurk is a pedophile, swim coach who is older than 40 and teaches kids under 5, B Mulli (that is short anyone who has a mullet), and many people from Alaska.
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