mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

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MACH TEN

Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....

kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"

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mach 3

when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.

My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.

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Mach 10

The act of performing fellatio at an incredable speed

"Oh man, I looked through the window, and you were going mach 10!"

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mach chicken

3725.95 mph, the speed at which a human hand will cook a chicken in one slap

I was liek basically going mach chicken.

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mach rating

a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. The ratings range from 0 to 4. The closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.

"give me all ur worldly possesions"
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.

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Mach 5

The high you get from mixing marijuana and K2 (A legal herb that you can smoke to get a different high than marijuana).

Dude me and Mike went Mach 5 yesterday. It was intense!

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