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Midnight Maintenance is work that is performed after normal working hours when oversight and supervision may be lax or nonexistent. This work usually is fast reckless and does not meet any associated expectations or follow any guidelines. This work may be and usually is just the bare minimum to get the job done.
While in most cases the person performing midnight maintenance is capable in their task occasionally Midnight Maintenance can be performed by a one a.m. wonder this can lead to a very dangerous situation.
People performing midnight maintenance rarely ever use a procedure.
Billy has me out here doing some midnight maintenance on the system, it only has to pass the operational test.
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The act of smashing ones head against a possibly broken object, but usually out of frustration, until that person begins to think they have fixed it.
He performed concussive maintenance on his keyboard until his brain thought he had done enough to get good
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The act of masterbating prior to a social situation so that one does not get overly horny and end up having regretable intercourse.
Example:
1. Joe did a "maintenance jerk" before he went out so he doesnt get
horny and end up having sex with another ugly slut like last weekend.
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Casual sex that holds you over between long-term partners.
Shaun was kind of a tool, but he provided me with great maintenance sex before I met Josh.
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A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
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1. Requiring much time and many products to keep their appearance at the current level. 2. And/or requiring much attention from others in relationships, romantic or otherwise.
1. I know I'm high maintenance, said the beauty queen.
2. Anne was a high maintenance employee, with her nearly daily requests for time-off or time-shifting.
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When you feel an itchy wet sensation around your anus, a maintenance wipe would be necessary to clear the condition. Usually caused from not wiping good enough the first time or from ripping a wet one (known as sharting).
"My anus is wet and I need to wipe, this requires a maintenance wipe."
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