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Something that “the boys” made up after failing No Nut November because they’re horny fucks. You do not need to participate because this is another way to “please men” and both boys and girls can wear makeup.
Boy: take off your makeup
Girl: no, fuck off
No Makeup December was meant to be when girls don’t wear makeup for a full month, but that’s not their choice.
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When a dude cums all over his girl's face.
Before going out, Gus applied his man makeup all over Bridget's face!
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a woman who looks good as long as she's wearing heavy makeup.
Da'Nell: That new girl, what's her name, Val? She sure looks fine.
Perkins: Man I've seen her up close. she's makeup pretty.
Without her makeup on, she would look like the south end of a north bound mule.
Darryl: Yeah, one with a shaved asshole.
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Products that many people of all genders (most often females) wear to enhance thier features,feel more confident,conceal unwanted blemishes/eye bags etc.,and express thierselfs.there are many different reasons one might choose to wear makeup since everyone is different.Some might not me 100% happy with thier look,some might want to attract others,or just hide some pesky blemishes.But usually they aren't doing it for anyone but thierselfs despite what others think.
Rob:hey Sydney,why do you wear makeup
Sydney:because it boots my confidence and I like being sparkly
Rob:really? Because I think it's because you like someone
Sydney:lol not really.I mean at first it was because you made fun of my acne but I've moved pass that
Rob:Oh I see right through your false advertising,your probably too ugly to do anything without makeup slut
and rob never slept with anyone ever again.The end.
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a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face
i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey
When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.
She looks cute.
You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.
When you shame someone for the amound of makeup they wear
Boy: tone down the makeup a bit, you're pretty without it
Girl: i just love makeup, your makeup shaming me
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