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Malcolm is a guy who seems to be a really big jerk and will take any opportunity to make fun of you but once you get to know him, he becomes the sweetest/nicest guy. He's seriously a lot of fun once you get to know him. He's also super smart and funny and of course, he's is super cute and hot. Having a Malcolm in your life is well worth it.
"Damn that guy is cute but he's so mean!"
"Become friends with him, that's Malcolm"
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Malcolm is a weird person. Usually someone who will eat anything, as long as it fits in his mouth. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes. Almost always nice, but small things will tick him off, so you should definitely watch what you say around him. Athletic, but not the brightest, he is always friendly and ready to joke around. He'll make a great friend, but will sometimes gross you out. He can be nerdy or geeky, sometimes both, but he tends to lean towards nerdy. He's usually at the center of attention, and he likes being there, often drawing attention to himself. But make no mistake, his is well-admired and you will probably like him.
"Ugh, I hate him!"
"But he's a Malcolm!"
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Euphemism for the drug Extasy (derived from Malcolm 'X')
Dude, I need to hook up with some Malcolm. This ho is all over my shit.
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An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.
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He's kinda like a mess, little high little low, he's been bullied a bit. Has PTSD can be a nice guy. Always got his niggas backs. Always gives advice like an old man and acts kinda like one. But he can turn fucking nuts when people piss him off
Jansen :Bro, I failed maths
Malcolm: Don't worry bro, I get ya a drink on the house. You can definitely improve don't fret over it too much
Some random guy : Wanna fight?
Innocent kid:No..
Malcolm: WHAT THE FUCK YOU TRYNA DO YOU SON OF A BITCH BULLYING KIDS, PICK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE
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Nice guy, always got your back. He will cheer you up no matter how down you are, sometimes acts a bit extra but deep down he really has a heart of gold. Although he is nice, he is plagued with some problems here and there and always has a hard time saying no to helping anybody. But be warned, if you piss him off he can turn into a monster and whack your ass, traumatising you for life. Smart in academics and on the streets.
Guy 1: I failed maths. Dammit
Malcolm: Don't worry about it, there's always next time, want a drink, it's on me
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The cutest guy in the school. all the girls love him. but the only girl that is right for him is any girl named grace, especially one with a last name that starts with v, w, or z, and that has a birthday in June, July or August, and the date an even number. Malcolm is tots hot and deserves to have the perfect grace!
"man, malcolm is smoking, he is perfect for that grace girl!"
"look at malcolm and grace, they are perfect for each other."
"i'm soooo jealous of malcolm and grace, they are meant to be."
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