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A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
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Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
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An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.
Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.
4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!
Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.
Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.
Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.
Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "
A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.
After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.