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The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina
I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy
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The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.
Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."
when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!
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Ejaculating on a photograph of an attractive celebrity instead of acctually photoshoping it into a fake pornographic image.
Let me see that picture of fergie, i need to give it a little manual photoshopping if you know what i mean.
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Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.
See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.
Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!
Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!
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A really crappy high school but people think it is so great because of its MST program. Who really gives a crap?
Hey, I just got into the MST program at Manual! Who really gives a shit?
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