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when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.
I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.
The act of releasing air through ones anus by first creating a vacuum in the colon and then releasing said air.
When Rebecca said "I love you" first, Mark realized that manual flatulence was the only action that could save him from taking the situation seriously.
when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book
my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked
The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!
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Ejaculating on a photograph of an attractive celebrity instead of acctually photoshoping it into a fake pornographic image.
Let me see that picture of fergie, i need to give it a little manual photoshopping if you know what i mean.
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Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.
See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.
Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!
Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!
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A really crappy high school but people think it is so great because of its MST program. Who really gives a crap?
Hey, I just got into the MST program at Manual! Who really gives a shit?
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