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Common mistake thinking mardi gras is only at bourbon street when it is not. It is mostly located on st. charles where everyone gets wasted and smokes pot. It is not just in the French Quarter! ONLY IN NEW ORLEANS!!!
I smoked weed over Mardi Gras vacation.
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An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.
Lets go buy Mardi Gras beads in June!!!
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A lame justification to get hammered. A holiday that has its origin in Christianity, but has since been defiled by scum who think they can drink and fuck all they want.
Only insolent idiots celebrate Mardi Gras.
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The day before Ash Wednesday; the end of the Carnival season which begins on January 6. It's a public (and paid) holiday in New Orleans, so there's not really much to do after the parades. Of course, there is Bourbon Street, but only if you're a hopeless alcoholic, a complete loser, or a skank who is willing to show her breasts for Chinese plastic beads worth about twelve cents.
The day before is called Lundi Gras.
Man 1: "Dude, I waited until the night before Mardi Gras to go to New Orleans, because I didn't know that there's nothing to do the next day. Even the coffee shops were closed!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot."
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When yo in a club and a girl be grindin all over you and then after a while you decide to grab that booty and realise they be shit everywhere on yo new treds and hand
Fuck sake I had a Mardy Rah the other night
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Tits that only come out at Mardi-Gras
Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em
The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life
"We gone drive down Nawlins' see all dat free Mardi-boob, yeehaww ."
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When a grown adult takes offense to something, usually results in the lowering of the bottom lip, going quite and generally being a big baby. Also known as a "Watkin"
Not being Invited out with the boss for a drink and night out!
Being called Fat gets the mardy moos
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